Funnies leaving newspaper

Out of control bride

Wedding season will be here soon.

Lohan the New Cher?

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is as popular as Cher or Madonna. After all, don't we all just referre to her as Lindsay. That is the story Lohan's lawyers want the court to believe.
In case you have not heard, Lohan is suing E*Trade over their Super Bowl commercial. Lohan is upset over the line “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” According to the New York Times In Lohan says the second baby girl was modeled after her because the one-word name “Lindsay” was identified with her.
Here's the commercial. You decide.

Secrets to a Happy Marriage?

They are at it again. You know They. They are the people who study all things that don't really impact your daily life. This time They is the government, more accurately the CDC Yes, the same people who were on the ball for that whole swine flu thing . A new report tries to unlock the secrets to a happy marriage.

What did they tell us? Depends on who you ask. MSNBC says they headline is "Living together does lead to marriage." ABC News says "Moving In Together Before Wedding Can Decrease Chances of Having a Lasting Marriage."

I guess the bigger question is when did marriage become a disease? I mean why else would the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (I guess they left the P off their initials) spend tax money studying marriage.

Jetsons Here We Come

Plans are in place to make your stove as much of a relic as your land-line telephone. Electrolux is unveiling its kitchen of 2050. Yeah, yeah, I know we were supposed to be in the kitchen of the future like 10 years ago. It is still cool to see what the so-called "experts" are working on. My only quation is where do I park my flying car?