BEWITCHING

We've all seen enough mob movies to know how the mafia collects money. That plot is so passe. Maybe that's why a Lithuanian firm hired a witch to go after people who fail to pay up. They didn't just get any witch, they got a famous Witch, Vilija Lobaciuviene. I wonder if she stalks you, then at the right moment swoops down and collect. In all seriousness though, what's her rate of return?