I am sure the Dutch city of Leeuwarden will recover its stolen porn any day now. Enough with the snickering, this is a serious collection that dates back to the 60's and 70's. They think an employee or visitor just walked away with the collection. Now exactly where do you store your porn collection that someone can just walk away with it? This story deserves a headline contest. Post your best headlines below.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Missing Porn
I am sure the Dutch city of Leeuwarden will recover its stolen porn any day now. Enough with the snickering, this is a serious collection that dates back to the 60's and 70's. They think an employee or visitor just walked away with the collection. Now exactly where do you store your porn collection that someone can just walk away with it? This story deserves a headline contest. Post your best headlines below.
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